The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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