That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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