I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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