We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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