sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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