I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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