CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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