What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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