I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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