Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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