No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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