google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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