drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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