some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
