She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
3 2 1 whiskey
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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