I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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