Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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