The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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