I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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