i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
false alarm. still invincible.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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