Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
did i just pee glitter
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
dude. I can hear the air.
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