Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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