By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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