Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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