a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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