Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you win again, gameday.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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