I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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