So drunk its hurt
Sober January is a disaster.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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