cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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