You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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