Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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