The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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