He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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