I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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