i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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