I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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