Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
vagina is talking i cant
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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