Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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