yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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