I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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