Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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