I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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