Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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