You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We are all done wearing pants today
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
God, I missed his penis.
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