Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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