We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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