It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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