I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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