O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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