The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
time to smoke my breakfast
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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