Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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