Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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