I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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