My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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